Gosh Darn It

Email from Ellie to Dan:

gosh darn it, i love you!

sorry i intercepted you this morning. i didnt mean to. you're the nicest. i like law school. i can write in short sentences. woo hoo!!!

love youuuuu!!!

- your wifey (did i ever tell you kristina martin thought "wifey" was a porn reference and inherently dirty?)


Email from Dan to Ellie:

Hey baby.  Love you n miss you n hope you havin a great day.

We cuddled last night.  mmmm.

Chewbacca (the new cat) was very cuddly with me this morning.  S(he) helped me get ready for work.
Anyways i cant wait to see you tonight.  bye love.

Hello From Plastic Surgery Clinic

Email from Dan to Ellie:

hello from plastic surgery clinic.  shoot me in the face!

jk.  im having an okay day just really really bored. 

i love you eternally.